Shall I tell you my latest dream? It's pretty silly, actually. Okay, if you insist...

I had been on a mission to explore outer space and we were buttoning up the mission and heading home. As we reentered the atmosphere, we had to travel through a massive group of meteorites which were heading straight for Earth! We barely missed them with our ship, only because of my expert navigation! (I'm an excellent driver)
First near calamity overcome, we landed our capsule in the Wal*Mart supercenter parking lot. (seriously, I can't escape going to Wal*Mart, even in my dreams!) Exiting the ship, we were greeted by a crowd of well-wishers who were cheering for us! Wow!!
After a few minutes of greeting people, I turned to look up to the sky behind me...my heart dropped as I saw the very same group of meteorites heading straight for us! No way to escape this time!
The first few that hit were huge. Utter mayhem ensued...people running for cover, screaming in terror!! Here is the weird part of this dream...(What do you mean when you say: the entire dream is weird?!?!) Well, the meteorites started to bounce as they hit...like big bouncy balls...every one that hit the parking lot bounced off of whatever it hit! Weird, huh?

That's it...I woke up as puzzled as you are. (maybe I should lay off that nightly bowl of peanut butter Cap'n Crunch?)